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Prison Rape Jokes

I’m a little tired of prison rape jokes, sue me.

While yes censorship sucks and everything is fair game for making fun, in my opinion before you can make fun of something horrific you should at least know enough to be on the ethically correct side of an issue first when it comes time to be serious.

I’m thinking a bunch of upper class white nerds that make jokes on the computer for a living know as much about prison rape as I know about Nascar.

This may be obvious but making rape a part of prison, which is what we in effect do by keeping it trivial with jokes, is unconstitutional.

You may think prison isn’t harsh enough without rape and torture, but if you call yourself a real American, then too fucking bad, because this isn’t Egypt and our wacky constitution protects EVERYONE from cruel and unusual punishment.

But then again, we’ve made such a laugh riot of the whole thing it seems the second part may no longer apply.

In short, if you really don’t have a problem with prison rape because you think they deserve it, I hereby hope you get a pound of weed and a bunch of cash planted in your trunk and you get wrongfully convicted so that you can find out first hand just how serious the other side of prison rape is. (And how worthless our court system is.) 20 bucks says when you feel your anus tear you’ll think to yourself “i don’t deserve this” but guess what, you’re just a dumb druggie now, and you’re in prison, so obviously you did something and you deserve what you get, hell its not even like you’re really a human… right?

Updated: April 27, 2010 — 7:42 am

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  1. never been in prison but i have been in a county jail and it ,for lack of a better word, sucks ass! not too much raping going on but overcrowding, horrible food, ppl coming in that have been on OC’s so long that they just puke and crap for days and you have to witness their DT’s..gag enough. i was stuck in a room that was a 14 bunk room with over 35 ppl. there were so many ppl on the floor that there was barely a path from the door to the bathroom. The only books are romance novels–gag again– and when they pepper spray someone in a different room it goes thru the ventilation and burns your eyes and throat, i can’t imagine what the person that actually got sprayed in the face feels like. jail and prison are both horrible places and ppl are forced into indignities the whole time they are in there. the ppl that have been there a while gang up on the newbies..ppl bring lice and nasty skin infections in there..everything smells like day old bleach in a bucket of brown water..i’ve never heard of anyone getting raped at the county jail around here but the rape is more on the guy side of the spectrum anyways..even tho i’m sure it still happens with the women

  2. never been in prison but i have been in a county jail and it ,for lack of a better word, sucks ass! not too much raping going on but overcrowding, horrible food, ppl coming in that have been on OC’s so long that they just puke and crap for days and you have to witness their DT’s..gag enough. i was stuck in a room that was a 14 bunk room with over 35 ppl. there were so many ppl on the floor that there was barely a path from the door to the bathroom. The only books are romance novels–gag again– and when they pepper spray someone in a different room it goes thru the ventilation and burns your eyes and throat, i can’t imagine what the person that actually got sprayed in the face feels like. jail and prison are both horrible places and ppl are forced into indignities the whole time they are in there. the ppl that have been there a while gang up on the newbies..ppl bring lice and nasty skin infections in there..everything smells like day old bleach in a bucket of brown water..i’ve never heard of anyone getting raped at the county jail around here but the rape is more on the guy side of the spectrum anyways..even tho i’m sure it still happens with the women

  3. Prison is inhuman, period. It’s a childish revenge reaction, no different from the wheel the stake except in degree.

    A lord of the flies culture of brutal children, hitting back because they don’t know how to prevent, or grieve like adults, trying to control an event already past with context, trying to make a loss or a wrong, “ok” by price addition and atavistic impulse gratification.

    It’s pathetic and weak and it sickens me to be trapped in a society that uses it.

  4. Prison is inhuman, period. It’s a childish revenge reaction, no different from the wheel the stake except in degree.

    A lord of the flies culture of brutal children, hitting back because they don’t know how to prevent, or grieve like adults, trying to control an event already past with context, trying to make a loss or a wrong, “ok” by price addition and atavistic impulse gratification.

    It’s pathetic and weak and it sickens me to be trapped in a society that uses it.

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