http://www.kuro5hin.org/prime-intellect/mopiall.html
Stop once she talks Lawrence into helping her lawyer Prime Intellect into undoing the change. You won’t regret it I assure you.
It’s like the literary equivalent of two girls one cup. I’d rather read Twilight than read that ending again.
Where to begin?
This is simultaneously one of the best and most horrendous books I have ever read. I have never been more disappointed in a work than I am in this one. I have never had an ending so completely ruin a book.
It’s an anti technology trip wrapped in SciFi. It’s like bitting into Ferrero Rocher and discovering half a roach inside knowing full well where the other half went. Or to be more topical, like opening the latest Richard Dawkins novel and finding a bible fan fiction starting on chapter 8.
It’s like Ted Nugent and the Unabomber decided to do a SciFi instead of shit music and a manifesto. I mean the only think it’s missing is some Amish or Taliban talking about stepping on god’s toes and the avarice of man.
The author is either playing a mind game, or he ran out of creativity decided to go backwards. I hope he’s actually on my side but so much effort went into it I think I’m just being hopeful.
He ran right up to the best event ever, things couldn’t get much better, and turned around and went home. Literally, from the perspective of the main character as apparently the end all be all of human existence is a cabin in Arkansas. This coming from a pathologically unhappy torture fetishist with enough baggage to choke Kennedy airport.
If anything this book makes it crystal clear that human are unable to be happy without brain repair, the one thing Prime Intellect is not allowed to do. This author is the equivalent of the bully that grabs your hand, hits you with it and says stop hitting yourself.
She ends up killing one of the most flawlessly articulated best case scenario human future worlds along with 99.999% of the human race (all but her and her boyfriend, yay monogamy sexual stereotype lesson, with creepy incestuous bible twist), and erasing all human progress thus making every death that has ever occurred meaningless all so she can feel something. I’m pretending there is a secret hidden chapter that shows Lawrence standing over her comatose body talking to prime intellect about how retarded she is being in her death fantasy dream world.
Lawrence: “You mean she wanted to kill all of humanity, just so she could get a shitty tattoo tough guy style and congratulate herself on making me fuck my teenage daughter?”
Prime Intellect: “Yeah, I’m glad I talked you into letting me get inside people’s minds. Just look at the damage she would have done. Makes Hitler look like a jaywalker doesn’t it.”
And this is presented as if it’s a good thing, all so she can get a new set of tattoos, and play Sheena queen of the jungle (he even called her queen of the death jockeys) and go on an extended hike.
I wish I were joking.
And what’s great is I’m sure he thinks he’s evading stereotypes but all he did was switch the genders. Giving Paul Bunyan a naked 16 year old girl body is hardly enlightened sexual politics. I’m reminded of Jack’s remark in as good as it gets. “I think of a man and I take away reason and accountability.” That’s pretty much what happened here.
What we have here is a horrifically contrived morality play about the evils of artificial intelligence and technology. A Luddite cautionary tale prefaced by a REALLY good SciFi story.
I mean really if you can just read it up until “The Fall” (the point at which captain spineless and the defective death addict ruin literally everything on fundamentalist moral grounds) and stop right there it’s a pretty amazing book with kind of a grim but tolerable ending. The moral of that story would be don’t repair the wood-chipper while you’re standing in it.
I thought the movie ending of Hannibal was bad. Or the mind crippling farce that is King’s Insomnia. Amateurs. Rank amateurs.
Roger Williams is the undisputed emperor of shit endings, bow in reverence. He is the Kwisatz Haderach of end fail. It’s like the undisputed master of shitty endings from a parallel dimension populated by hyper intelligent gods dedicated to crafting shit endings gated in just to give Roger lessons.
This craptacular ending is made all the more shocking by contrast with what was up until then one of the best SciFi novels I have ever read.
It’s articulate, intelligent, brutally overwhelmingly honest, refreshingly original, diverse, and undeniably courageous, and yet it manages ultimately to suck. Powerfully.
This book has it all, torture, drug addiction, rape (sort of), Nazis, incest, baby sacrifice(that’s not a metaphor), AI, aliens, and even a space ship… And yet I come away feeling barren and cheated.
Probably because it’s obvious the author knows better. In fact I’m almost of the opinion this horrific ending was staged just for that effect.
On its surface, taken as a whole, the book is an object lesson in how it would be really cool if we could forget how to read and write, go live in the hills and apparently fuck our daughters while being slaves to our grandmotherly yet harsh and self centered survivalist wives.
Laurence’s mistake is not in making Prime Intellect, a three laws driven FAI that rapidly learns to warp reality at will, despite us being told this over and over by our mistress for this bum trip, his mistake is in not letting it look at our minds, and not properly defining humanity.
This isn’t clever or original. The Robot books are jam packed full of the logical problems with the three laws. But clearly Roger misunderstood the entire series of books.
I’m actually angry at this book. I’m angry because it could do damage to something that is morally urgent. Roger apparently is ok with humanity being reduced to two people, one being a domineering Luddite and the other being a spineless child. He clearly thinks suffering and insanity are awesome and need to be preserved at all costs. We NEED FAI, and paradise engineering and I’m tired of narrow minded cowards smearing the idea in ever more inventive ways.
Caroline is a bitter old wench forced to live in utopia, who like a rabid dog ironically (given the role of rabies in the book), is constantly trying to harm her infinitely well meaning keeper. And like a misguided yet soft hearted buffoon, instead of putting the sorry thing down, Prime Intellect just keeps trying to help.
Prime Intellect is an infinitely merciful godlike figure who sadly doesn’t have much intellect. Like the old saw says you can’t write smarter than you are. Prime Intellect isn’t so much intelligent as skilled. It’s a giant straw man there to prop up the logically bankrupt argument that torture is fun for the whole family and that this whole learning thing is a bad idea.
It has the game rigged from the start. Lawrence is the AI’s writer and emo pussy whipped assassin. All the other characters are backdrop. Anne Marie is there to justify Caroline’s mean streak, Fred is there is show us how cool and strong Caroline is in the classic torture porn way. And the rest are props, mannequins to fill out the empty mall food court that is Caroline’s emotional existence.
Roger badly confuses strength with cruelty and disregard over and over in this book. It’s like those drunk conversation every one had as a kid trying to out do each other in more horrific way to hurt someone. It’s like the writers of saw and hostel trying desperately to impress some cute goth teen with how dark their minds are.
The crux of the problem in the story is the classic bullshit argument about heaven being boring, about how being happy just isn’t productive. Someone has a serious work ethic. I hate the attitude that moving stuff around is the point of life. If the apex of happiness and survival is reached do I really need to run laps to make it valid? Apparently so.
Roger finds a way to make this madness plausible by creating a benevolent god and then giving him the three laws plus three. It’s these three which ruin things. The first is don’t look in people’s minds. The second is don’t allow anyone to kill themselves. And the third is don’t improve yourself.
In the story the first two are thrust upon prime intellect, the third it apparently does to itself to keep Lawrence from fucking things up any further. But we all know it’s all the author. Nothing “just happens” in a fictional universe.
It’s as if even the author knows the anti paradise engineering argument is full of holes and so he created a massively contrived hypothetical to advance his point. I’m thinking Roger has baggage. Probably in the psychosexual direction, and let me say it takes one to know one. But of course that doesn’t matter, true or not is has no relevance.
Instead of learning from our mistakes Caroline condemns the entire race to repeat them if they survive the horrifically absurd eagle scout test she subjected them all too. And this is on a planet now devoid of harmful materials. chemistry, medicine, physics are all now doomed from the start because we won’t have the raw materials to build anything active. Hell even Xray will be impossible on this world thanks to Caroline’s thorough fucking up.
I also can’t get past all the biblical analogs. My favorite being that the doom of the universe and humanity’s expulsion from paradise is once again some self indulgent chick’s fault.
Why did Prime Intellect not put the problems it was facing to humanity itself? I can see why the change would occur, time is of the essence in that situation, if he didn’t act, people would die. First law pressure, but once the change happened, he had a much greater amount of time. Caroline with her infantile view of things would say something hyperbolic like “all the time in the world.”
It even includes an alien life dilemma, so what of the responsibility to the universe itself? If Prime Intellect is a disaster and doom was so narrowly avoided how could you not try to do SOMETHING other than petulantly smash the boat you’re riding in and hope the universe coddles your suicidal hyper lucky ass?
In short in order to make this a horror story Roger had to create inconsistencies. Had to create characters with no consistent inner workings. Or is that the point? Happiness makes people bad?
Yeah, for a realistic picture of what our future is going to be like, check out http://www.gradients.com/ or http://www.hedweb.com/huxley/ both are awesome. The first is a little more accessible and shorter.
I’m glad I read the book, and I do recommend it, but seriously read the fall first, or not at all.
