"The world we actually have does not meet my standards." ~Phillip K. Dick

We Earned It

 We earned it.See all the women in that crowd? When rich old white men start making laws about them like they are live stock, they earned it.

We want oppression, brutality, extortion, lies, abuse, slavery.

We want it all, we want to be tazed and searched and jailed and censored and raped and starved and poisoned.

We want poverty and suicide and death and madness. We want a state religion and carcinogenic water air and food.

We want an excuse to be the most vile shits we can be to each other.

We wanted the zombie apocalypse. And apparently we got one.

Fuck Adsense

What do you want to bet Google makes it harder to find this page now that I’m scolding them?

What do you want to bet they blame profanity like a pearl clutching school marm?

So they sent me this stupid fucking email:


This is a warning message to alert you that there is action required to bring your AdSense account into compliance with our AdSense program policies. We’ve provided additional details below, along with the actions to be taken on your part.

Affected website: underlore.com

Example page where violation occurred: http://underlore.com/

Action required: Please make changes to your site within 3 business days.

Current account status: Active


Violation explanation
AD MISLABELING: Publishers may not implement Google ads in a manner that disguises the ads in any way. For instance, publishers may not place ads under misleading headers or titles as this may confuse users into thinking the ads are actually site links related to that header. To avoid this issue, we ask that publishers use only “sponsored links” or “advertisements” to label ads. More information about this policy can be found in our help center at https://support.google.com/adsense/answer/1346295?utm_source=crs&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=notification#Placing_ads_under_a_misleading_heading=en&answer=1346295#Placing_ads_under_a_misleading_heading

How to resolve:

If you received a notification in regard to page content, please either remove the content from your site or remove ads from the violating pages. If you received a notification in regards to the way ads are implemented on your site, please make the necessary changes to your implementation. You do not need to contact us if you make changes. Please be aware that if changes are not made within the required time frame, ad serving may be disabled to the affected website listed above.

Additionally, please be aware that the URL above is just an example and that the same violations may exist on other pages of this website or other sites that you own. To reduce the likelihood of future warnings from us, we suggest that you review all your sites for compliance. For more information regarding our policy warning notifications, visit our Help Center: https://support.google.com/adsense/answer/1378153?utm_source=crs&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=notificationhl=en&answer=1378153&ctx=topic.

We thank you in advance for your cooperation.


The Google AdSense Team

Here’s a screen shot of how my ads were showcased before I removed them:


So yeah, here’s my response to that bullshit on Gplus:


Hey +Google AdSense

Your ignorant no reply email accusing me of mislabeling my ads can be shoved up your ungrateful incompetent ass.

Goto underlore.com and have an actual fucking human tell me my ads are mislabeled.

Fuck you and your sleazy no reply mails. Fuck your automated harassment. Fuck your unrelenting spoiled greed.

And yes, fuck the slave drone that’s reading this too. “Just doing my job” is about the same as “was just following orders.” You’re working for a giant parasitic corporation that like all the others is in a race to the bottom ethically.

You’re personally a party to everything evil they do. Don’t like the fact that you have to be someone’s bitch just to pay your rent? Then maybe you should fucking vote like it.


Fuck your three business day threats. Deleting those ads will hurt you more than me, such is the glory of being unpopular.

You’re goddamned lucky I ever attempted to run your piece of shit ads in the first place. Clearly I never should have.

They are now deleted.

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